That’s right, my little cash piggies. Sure, I’ve been naughty, but it’s not like you’ve been nice, now is it? In fact, I am pretty fucking displeased with the lame shit you have sent me so far. So, I want some stuff, and I want it like, yesterday. I put up with your sniveling, loser shit day in and day out, and no matter how much I punish your pathetic asses, you continue to piss me off by being stingy little money slaves. Sell your wedding ring, sell your blood, sell your jizz, I don’t care. NOTHING is more important than my happiness, and nothing makes me happier than prezzies and cash. All I really want for Christmas is to wallet fuck you until you are crying and cumming at the same time, begging me to leave you a measly buck so you can buy yourself a Jack in the Crack taco. So here’s what you’re going to do, and you’re going to do it immediately. Get out your credit card and start buying. Now.
1. I need some new shades. I like these Prada ones because they are nice and big. I shouldn’t have to look directly at my human ATMs, right?

2. All girls love shoes, and I am no different. I LOVE these. The little piggy who buys me these will get a special surprise from yours truly:

3. I need another tv for my spare bedroom. I want each room in my castle to be adorned with the finest of luxuries. Here’s the one I want.
4. I like bags too. A girl can never have too many bags. This is one of my faves right now:

5. This is so pretty. I have to have it. I’ll wear it for the cash pig that buys it for me the next time he calls in to have me control his puny little cock.
6. I always enjoy gift cards for Amazon. I will not accept any amount under $250, so if you can’t handle me, don’t bother. The Queen only accepts tributes and gifts from TRUE money pigs.

7. I always like cold, hard cash. I deserve to be surrounded by luxury, like royalty is. Don’t insult me by sending less than $100. Really? If you are that pathetic, find another Domme. Like I said before, you need the bucks to play with the Queen.
Punishments for Bad Little Money Piggies…or Should I say Rewards?

If you please me this Christmas, I might grace you with a the opportunity to speak with or entertain me. I get bored easily, so I can’t promise much. I am not here to please your pathetic little money slut asses. However, if you buy me one of my big-ticket items above, I’ll send you a lump of coal and tell you where to stick it. Maybe, if you’re really lucky, I’ll give you a free minute or two to use when you want what’s left of your wallet emptied into my greedy, well-manicured hands….Make sure to give me a call on one of my nite flirt lines.

Attention! Money piggies and wannabe money slaves, I, Miss Kay, only answer emails that are polite and intelligent, emails from money slaves that I have relationships with now or in the past or… I answer emails from money slaves who have sent a Tribute. Do not bombard me with your fantasies or bullshit emails that will be discussed in the interview process during our phone time. My time is money and you will pay for it.

I can smell the stink of a cut & paste email as soon as I open it. I typically block you odorous time wasters. You may have a fetish for Financial Dommes, but if you can’t walk the talk with your cash, I have no time for you or your cut & paste b.s. I am here for serious financial domination fetishists and true cash pigs. This advisory is intended for anyone who emails me thru my website or via Niteflirt or any other phone site or financial domination site where I have a presence. Don’t beg me to unblock you unless you send a $100 Tribute, that means don’t even bother begging unless you send this. Your pleas will go ignored, as they should be. I will check your name on a Loser List, if you are on a Loser List, I will not unblock you.

In addition, I will add your name to any Loser List that Financial Dommes share online and believe me, there are such lists for pathetic losers who waste precious time, try to claim they didn’t receive a file or who buy items off of a Wish List then cancel the order.

Little lazy money bitches who have not been generous and who have not bought anything from my Amazon Wish List, sent me an Amazon Gift Card to go shopping or sent me a Niteflirt Tribute, it’s time to break out your wallet and get spendy!  So far, I have collected $450 in Amazon Gift Cards and Niteflirt Tributes totaling over $1,000.   While I’m going back to school in January to finish my degree in Psychology, for you, right this minute, it’s time to study. It’s time to study my Amazon Wish List!  Stare at each item on my List and imagine how I, Miss Kay, deserve that special gift or gifts for my birthday on October 13th (Libra) and how you will give them to me, how excited I will be to receive my birthday gifts and wear them, use them, own them.  Then buy me an Amazon Gift Card to cover all my birthday gifts you choose! Giving me gifts is how you can serve me.  It’s that simple. The bottom line is Pay Miss Kay on My Happy Birthday!

While you are studying, you should be aroused.  Giving me birthday prezzies should make you aroused.  After you click and buy an Amazon Gift Card, you should be even more aroused.  Or… if you are more of a cash piggie, then you can study and click my Tribute buttons on Niteflirt and click to give me cash for my birthday!   Make my birthday rain with cash that I will spend, spend, spend.