Happy Birthday

Today is my birthday and if you haven’t already given me a generous birthday Tribute or sent me eGift Cards, do it now! Stop reading my blog for your amusement and send that Tribute or send a few eGift Cards. And even if you have sent me a birthday Tribute or an eGift Card, then it’s time to send one on my birthday while I’m blowing out my birthday candles. What better icing on my birthday cake than receiving more Tributes and prezzies. You money slaves need to prove your worth with your cash or credit cards. I don’t want to hear any excuses. I have already received quite a few birthday prezzies and Tributes, but I need more! And your purpose is to serve me financially, because you have no other redeeming value in life.

Don’t just email me Happy Birthday unless it comes with money or an eGift Card. It’s time to weed out the broke losers from the true money piggies. So today, you will give more. Maybe I will crown you the top money piggie for giving more than my other pay pigs. That’s why I haven’t updated my blog with dollar amounts of Tributes or prezzies, because doing just a little more than the next money slave, isn’t enough! You must give to excess. My Amazon Wish List is looking a little spare. I need to add more gifts, but I want to see more items purchased today, then I will add more prezzies for Christmas.

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