The Church of Miss Kay is the most powerful church there is. Join my church and honor me! All Church holidays will be honored with Tributes and Gift Cards to Miss Kay, your God and Goddess. After you read my very important words below, you will Tribute and / or send a gift card accordingly.

My church is a virtual church! However, you are required to visit a brick and mortar church to carry out kinky Valentine’s Day assignments to blaspheme your former religion. First, you will connect with me for a Religious Blasphemy Phone Sex call where I will brainwash you. Second, you will go to your church on Valentine’s Day and sit in a pew and jerk off into a missal or hymnal or bible you bring with you. And you will leave it there, sticky with your worthless seed. If you are Catholic, you will be ordered to attend confession and confess all your sexual sins to a priest.

You will then report back to me after you have carried out your kinky assignments. Valentine’s Day was not always about love or lovers. It was a pagan holiday originally. Moreover, the holiday was centered around purification from evil spirits, so you must purify yourself by act of confession or ritual masturbation.

Now you will send a Tribute or a Gift Card:

Click to send me a Virtual Visa eGift Card
Click to send me a Niteflirt Tribute
Click to send me an IWantClips Tribute
Click to send me an Amazon eGift Card

Here is my Yahoo email address to send me eGift Cards online: CallMissKay@yahoo.com
If you need to enter my first and last name on any of the eGift Card forms, my name is Kay Sparks.