I have said it before and I will say it again:  there is NO excuse not to pay me.  I am sick and tired of hearing how you don’t have any money to send me.  Seriously?  If you want my attention, it’s going to cost you.  There aren’t many other sexy ladies of quality out there, let alone any that will give you a second glance.  If I don’t see that credit card number soon, I’m putting your name on my shitlist.  I won’t take your calls, or respond to you in any way.  If you want to buy your way off of my loser list, it will cost you a hell of a lot more than it will cost you to send me some cash or prezzies right now.  Stop your whining, and figure it out.  Are you a man?  No, you’re my human ATM and I need to make a withdrawal.  Sell your blood, sell your jizz, sell your fucking wedding ring, I don’t care.  There is really no excuse, is there?  I bet you can find three things to pawn right now.  Does your wife/girlfriend have an iPhone?  Downgrade her ass to a freaking older phone.  Do you have a nice TV?  I’m sure it’s worth a few hundred bucks.  As you know, I am worth every penny and more than you pathetic losers send me.  Don’t give me that shit about the state of the economy either.  You can collect cans, take up a paper route, get a third job, DO something for shit’s sake.  ‘Cause I’m getting pretty cranky, and you know what that means.  Hurry up, my money slaves, before I raise my standards so far above you that the only way you’ll get my attention is by becoming royalty.  And we both know there is little chance of that…don’t we?

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